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Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
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Film Producer
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Atlanta
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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges he got guys off the fishing docks.
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When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
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You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
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I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
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I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again.
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