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Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
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You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
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You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
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Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
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You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
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