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If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!
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If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.
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People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.
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Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
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You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
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You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
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You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
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Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
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My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.
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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
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You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
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We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.
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