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If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
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You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.
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You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
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Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.
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If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
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Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges he got guys off the fishing docks.
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You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
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We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.
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If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
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You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
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The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.
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You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
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If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
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I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.
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You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
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You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the Dirt for Sale sign in the front yard.
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You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
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You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
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