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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
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I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
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When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
Jeff Foxworthy
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
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You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
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You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges he got guys off the fishing docks.
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I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again.
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You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
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You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'
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You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Jeff Foxworthy
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the Dirt for Sale sign in the front yard.
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You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
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If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
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I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
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