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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
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You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
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If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.
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I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
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Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
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Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
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If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
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I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.
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You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
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You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
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You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
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You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
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I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.
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You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
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As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.
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Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.
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You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
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My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.
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If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!
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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
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