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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
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We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.
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You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
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You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the Dirt for Sale sign in the front yard.
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You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
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You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
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If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.
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If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
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You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
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You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
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You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
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I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again.
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You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
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As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.
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Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
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You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.
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You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
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You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
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You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
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You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
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