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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Voice Actor
Writer
Atlanta
Georgia
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Home
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