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You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Voice Actor
Writer
Atlanta
Georgia
Lifetime
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Stand
Goal
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May
Fireworks
Redneck

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