Quote

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

Jeff Foxworthy

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jeff Foxworthy
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: September 6
Actor
Comedian
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Songwriter
Voice Actor
Writer
Atlanta
Georgia
Still
Find
Going
Work
Something
Bonus
Make
Hate
Love
Money
Life
Stills

More quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Image
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
Jeff Foxworthy
Image
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Jeff Foxworthy