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I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

Jeanne Calment

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Jeanne Calment
Age: 58 †
Born: 1875
Born: February 21
Died: 1934
Died: January 19
Housewife
Jeanne Louise Calment
oldest human
Wrinkle
Wrinkles
Sitting

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