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If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
Dracula
Introduce
Bite
Introducing
Bites
Manner
Anyone
Enjoy

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Isn’t he gorgeous?” With those rolls, the wet-sounding grunts, bulbous wiggly tail, and smashed face—not to mention the fart the dog let out once he situated himself—he was gorgeous in a way that only a parent could appreciate.
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It must be important or he wouldn't dare disturb me now,” he muttered. Then he drew away to look at me. “If it's not, I'll kill him and return to you directly.
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Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth. Cat to Bones
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Don't fret, Grannie. We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her
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God, Bones, you must have argued yourself blue in the face.
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I doubt you’ve ever been forced to nonstop bang a woman hyped up on the undead voodoo version of Spanish fly, have you?” His chuckle was soft. “Can’t say that I have, Kitten.” “Yeah, well, consider me an original.” This time, when his lips brushed across my skin, it lasted more than a moment. “I always have.
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Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten. My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. It's Cat, I repeated firmly. Cat Raven. Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy.
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Then I went to the morgue and saw that those bones weren't yours, heard your voice again in my head -his eyes closed- and once more, nothing else mattered.
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Maximus grunted. Some days you remind me of Vlad. Meaning? I said sharply. Your obsession with revenge. Next you'll want to drive a pole through that vampire once you find her. The thought was appealing, but...
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You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
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My body is the only thing that’s truly mine, so I don’t give it away as though it’s worthless.
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Kitten, four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you're not there. -Bones from This Side of the Grave
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Vlad made a sound too harsh to be a growl. You won't be satisfied until you've brought me to my knees, is that it? Why not? It shot out of me with all the recklessness of my still-broken heart. You brought me to mine.
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I missed you every minute this week and I don't want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being with a vampire, then that's her decision, but I've made mine, and I won't apologize of back down from it.
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Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette
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Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch
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Deep, bone-melting pleasure surged through Kira’s subconscious as he thrust forward again, almost causing her to shout at the crash of rapture filling her. “That is what I feel when I’m inside you.” His voice was low, eyes lit up with blinding green. “And you will feel every measure of the same, I promise.
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Revenge was the emptiest of emotions. Apparently it motivated people to do the stupidest things as well.
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Sweet bleedin’ Christ,” Bones interrupted. “Try not to let this turn you into a Ghost Whisperer, hmm? Adopting Fabian is one thing, but we’re already turning away spooks by the dozen. If you want another pet, we’ll get you more cats.
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Does no one think to warn people before they meet me? Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres.
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