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If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

Jeaniene Frost

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
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Dracula
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Don't squander what you have. If you do, you'll spend the rest of your days regretting it.
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Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.
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Bones didn’t share any of my qualms about suddenly holding an arm that wasn’t attached to a body anymore. He just grabbed the ghoul by his other arm and began thumping him over the head with the loose limb. I’d heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I’d always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not.
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After further introductions were made, we settled in the family room. Yes, the living room would have been nicer, but I wanted comfortable surroundings while plotting to murder one famed historical figure with another one. ~Cat
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional.
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So that makes him, like, your fang granddaddy.
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It hasn't escaped my notice that you only compliment me when you're intoxicated.
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Vlad made a sound too harsh to be a growl. You won't be satisfied until you've brought me to my knees, is that it? Why not? It shot out of me with all the recklessness of my still-broken heart. You brought me to mine.
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The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!
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Odd that I couldn’t catch any of your dream,” Bones went on. “Normally your dreams are like background music to me.
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Age had taught him patience. Youth had taught me to get frustrated at the lack of progress.
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...But the one thing that I would never, ever recover from would be losing you. You made me promise before to go on if that happened, but Bones, I wouldn't want to. - Cat from This Side of the Grave
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Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.
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When I heard the ghouls coming for you, all I cared about was reaching you in time. How often must I tell you that you mean more to me than vengeance? I can live without defeating my enemies, but I cannot live without you.
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Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.
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Killing your rival doesn’t guarantee happiness. Sometimes it ruins any chance you have of it instead. Memories of dead men hold far more power than the annoyances of living ones.
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...I'd have cheerfully thrown Her Majesty and her hundred pounds of baggage to the curb, but that wasn't mature. ~Cat on Annette
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I can’t believe you bit me there,” she finally said. “But what I really can’t believe is how it felt.” A smile curved his lips. “There are perks to being a vampire. That is one of them. I’ll enjoy showing you the others.
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You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker!” Tyler shouted.
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I’ve watched you barely escape death several times, and each instance killed me a little inside. They may be dormant now, but we have enemies both cunning and cruel. Knowing you possess the power to defeat most of them doesn’t threaten me, luv. It relieves me to my very core.
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