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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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I was sitting cross-legged in bed, trying without success to pretend I'd misunderstood the image I'd glimpsed. Yeah, right. Because Vlad had been between my legs looking for a set of keys he'd lost.
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You've got to try this, I told Bones, handing him the glass. It's like Cristal and O-Negative had a love child.
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I say, look at the melons on that lass,” Ian exclaimed, his gaze now on the TV. “And hung like a stallion, he is.” “Focus, mate,” Spade muttered.
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Since you and Crispin are now finished and I have a few hours to kill, how about that shag?” he asked with heavy irony. “Bite me,” I sighed, gathering up the pages. He winked. “Of course. My second-favorite thing to do in bed.
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We are all more than the sum of our sins.
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He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.
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Perhaps some of the appeal of the dangerous-but-yummy paranormal anti-hero lies in his scorn for societal expectations. Yes, women have come a long way, but there are still some cultural stigmas more associated with women than men.
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He'll learn that many women can satisfy for a short period of time, but when he falls in love, only one will sustain him forever.
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Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)
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The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy. - Cat re: Bones
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Sweet bleedin’ Christ,” Bones interrupted. “Try not to let this turn you into a Ghost Whisperer, hmm? Adopting Fabian is one thing, but we’re already turning away spooks by the dozen. If you want another pet, we’ll get you more cats.
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The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again.
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Now I am short on some props, and there isn't nearly enough time in one night to run through all the ways I've fantasized about taking you, but I promise you this... His voice deepened, You'll be scandalized in the morning when you can think again.
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He was impolite while making a point? This is Vlad the Impaler. His points usually come at the end of a long pole.
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He was also handsome in a too-pretty way that made me think with less muscles, a wig, and some makeup, he'd look great in a dress. Vlad's scowl vanished into a smile as the brunet's gaze swung in my direction as though he'd somehow heard that. Looks as though she's put you in your place as well, Bones, Vlad drawled.
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Revenge was the emptiest of emotions. Apparently it motivated people to do the stupidest things as well.
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The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!
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Your mom can't hate a whole country because of one person!
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That one tickled. If electrocution is your way of flirting, I commend you on your originality.
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Slash was about my height, and he used the alignment of our bodies to his greatest advantage. I let it go on for a few minutes. Right up until he unzipped his leather pants and pulled out Mr. One Eye.
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