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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.
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I love you. You have no idea what you are worth to me.
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I might look as average as the next person but I had a few secrets up my sleeves. And lots of knives of course.
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He was impolite while making a point? This is Vlad the Impaler. His points usually come at the end of a long pole.
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Vlad made a sound too harsh to be a growl. You won't be satisfied until you've brought me to my knees, is that it? Why not? It shot out of me with all the recklessness of my still-broken heart. You brought me to mine.
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Isn’t he gorgeous?” With those rolls, the wet-sounding grunts, bulbous wiggly tail, and smashed face—not to mention the fart the dog let out once he situated himself—he was gorgeous in a way that only a parent could appreciate.
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He'll learn that many women can satisfy for a short period of time, but when he falls in love, only one will sustain him forever.
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I'm sorry I can't give you the normal life you wanted, but I promise to adore you every day for the rest of your new one.
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God, Bones, you must have argued yourself blue in the face.
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Get stuffed, don't you have more publicity stunts to pull? Bones shot back. How about chatting with another writer who can smear your name into greater popularity? What, did Anne Rice not return your calls, mate? Vlad asked scathingly. Jealousy is such an ugly trait.
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I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.
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Then my father's features hardened. You can't expect my blessings on this disastrous mistake. The words were directed at me, but Vlad responded. I wouldn't insult you by asking. We both know you disapprove and we both know I don't care. Leila's opinion is the only one that matters, and she said yes.
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Bones,” I sighed. “Know something? I’m not afraid of you, but you scare me….” His outline blurred again. “You scare me, too, Kitten,” he might have replied, but I couldn’t be sure.
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There were words for what he meant to me, but if I studied every language ever spoken for the next thousand years, I still wouldn’t find enough of them to describe it.
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You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.
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You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
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I doubt you’ve ever been forced to nonstop bang a woman hyped up on the undead voodoo version of Spanish fly, have you?” His chuckle was soft. “Can’t say that I have, Kitten.” “Yeah, well, consider me an original.” This time, when his lips brushed across my skin, it lasted more than a moment. “I always have.
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I can give you honesty, monogamy, and more passion than you can stand, but not love. That emotion died in me long ago, as I suspect you already know.
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Be good only if being bad ain't more fun.
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional.
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