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Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best.
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I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I'd light him up like a firecracker with how fast I'd jump on him.
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Just because some of us make a mistake in love once doesn't mean we're doomed to repeat it.
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Does no one think to warn people before they meet me? Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres.
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I'll miss you forever.' Blake - Devil To Pay
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I hadn't expected to be kidnapped today or I'd have worn something more conservative.
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Kitten, four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you're not there. -Bones from This Side of the Grave
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That one tickled. If electrocution is your way of flirting, I commend you on your originality.
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He gave the body a final kick and then turned to face me. “You and I need to talk, Kitten.” “Now?” I asked in disbelief, gesturing to the dead vampire near his feet. “It’s not like he’s going anywhere, so yeah. Now.
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I'm great as bait! All the vampires want to eat me!
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We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the section marked 'contents', Bones filled out 'Tofu'. God, but he had a sick sense of humor sometimes.
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I missed you every minute this week and I don't want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being with a vampire, then that's her decision, but I've made mine, and I won't apologize of back down from it.
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Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I'd expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky. -Kira to Mencheres
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You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker!” Tyler shouted.
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Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.
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If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll have so much to talk about when I see you again… (Bones)
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Tate grabbed me, hugging me so hard, I knew I'd have bruises. He was probably unaware of it, not having had much time to get used to his new strength. I pushed at him, Tate...you're squeezing me too hard. He let go of me so fast I almost staggered. Oh Christ, I can't do anything right!
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MTV and video games have solved that problem as far as most of humanity goes. That, and telly, as it were.” “Telly?” Who was that? He grunted in amusement. “Television, of course. Don’t you speak English?” “You sure don’t,” I muttered. Shaking his head, he frowned at me.
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I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.
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