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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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Nathanial can show me how to better control the change, but even so, you never have to worry about me turning into a cat again. Didn't you know, I'm allergic to cats.
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You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don't apologize for it.
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Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette
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He looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours?
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You chose to come to Paris, of all places,” Mencheres replied. So what? Got something against the French?
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So that makes him, like, your fang granddaddy.
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I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I'd light him up like a firecracker with how fast I'd jump on him.
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Gretchen shrugged. After seeing how he acted when she almost died, I'm starting to get why she's with him. Then her voice hardened. And really, Leila. That's twice now.
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Cat cleared her throat in the tense silence that followed. Uh, before this goes any further, let’s at least introduce ourselves to your friend. I’m Cat, and this is my husband, Bones. We’re part of Mencheres’ twisted little fang family.
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First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.
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Tell me, Kitten.” That deep, smooth voice brushed over me like a physical caress. “Shall I leave now, or wait until later?
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I think Mount Everest is gorgeous, too, but that doesn’t mean I have any intention of trying to climb it
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Of course he wouldn't hesitate before trying something that had never been done before. He was Vlad Tepesh. How could he fail?
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Bones didn’t share any of my qualms about suddenly holding an arm that wasn’t attached to a body anymore. He just grabbed the ghoul by his other arm and began thumping him over the head with the loose limb. I’d heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I’d always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not.
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The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again.
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Of course you are. Then you're going to give me multiple orgasms and pay off my mortgage too. I saw this movie, pal. It was in the fantasy section. (Isa)
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One of my favorite things about supernatural fiction is its vast array of creatures.
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Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.
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Now I am short on some props, and there isn't nearly enough time in one night to run through all the ways I've fantasized about taking you, but I promise you this... His voice deepened, You'll be scandalized in the morning when you can think again.
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