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I was sitting cross-legged in bed, trying without success to pretend I'd misunderstood the image I'd glimpsed. Yeah, right. Because Vlad had been between my legs looking for a set of keys he'd lost.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
Author
Novelist
Writer
the United States of America
Sitting
Pretend
Looking
Cross
Success
Crosses
Lost
Legs
Without
Bed
Vlad
Right
Image
Glimpsed
Trying
Keys
Legged
Yeah
Misunderstood

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