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Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
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Faced
Better
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Breaths
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Clean
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Morning
Bladder

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He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.
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