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Of course you are. Then you're going to give me multiple orgasms and pay off my mortgage too. I saw this movie, pal. It was in the fantasy section. (Isa)

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.
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Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling. No you won't, nut muffin!
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His embrace was my drug of choice, and as any addict knew, one sampling was way too many and a thousand never enough.
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Don't fret, Grannie. We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her
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I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.
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I doubt you’ve ever been forced to nonstop bang a woman hyped up on the undead voodoo version of Spanish fly, have you?” His chuckle was soft. “Can’t say that I have, Kitten.” “Yeah, well, consider me an original.” This time, when his lips brushed across my skin, it lasted more than a moment. “I always have.
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Lewis obediently stared at her, and Kira tried to make her voice sound confident. You don’t feel anything. You’re not afraid. I am, came Vlad’s immediate reply. If you tell him wolves are the children of the night next, I might hurt myself laughing.
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All hail the dragon slayer! (Bones)
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Playing with fire Kitten?
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...But the one thing that I would never, ever recover from would be losing you. You made me promise before to go on if that happened, but Bones, I wouldn't want to. - Cat from This Side of the Grave
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Just because some of us make a mistake in love once doesn't mean we're doomed to repeat it.
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Bones leaned back, studying me. I felt so self-conscious. If only I had a shield of makeup, some perfectly arranged hair... and oh yeah. Some panties.
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You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.
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When I heard the ghouls coming for you, all I cared about was reaching you in time. How often must I tell you that you mean more to me than vengeance? I can live without defeating my enemies, but I cannot live without you.
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Of course he wouldn't hesitate before trying something that had never been done before. He was Vlad Tepesh. How could he fail?
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Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.
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The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo... Mencheres to Cat
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Think anything like that at her again, and I'll kill you here and now. Madigan's scoff was uneasy. Any attack on me - Is the same as an attack on the United States itself, Bones finished, still in that deadly calm manner. Heard you the first time - and didn't give a shite then, either.
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Love is a terrible weakness. It gives your enemies a perfect target, clouds your judgement, makes you reckless... and that's on a good day.
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Bones has always been smart, I muttered. His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy. Cat
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