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That one tickled. If electrocution is your way of flirting, I commend you on your originality.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
Tickled
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Get stuffed, don't you have more publicity stunts to pull? Bones shot back. How about chatting with another writer who can smear your name into greater popularity? What, did Anne Rice not return your calls, mate? Vlad asked scathingly. Jealousy is such an ugly trait.
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Wrong way, Bones. The men's showers are in the opposite direction. I'll file that away with all the other information that doesn't pertain to me was Bones' mocking reply.
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What's in the cave, Russell?' Madigan asked with heavy sarcasm. I shrugged. 'Rocks. Lots of 'em.' 'Don't patronize me.' His voice lowered to a hiss. 'What else is in the cave?' I looked him straight in the eye and spoke one word. 'Mud.
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