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I hadn't expected to be kidnapped today or I'd have worn something more conservative.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
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Conservative
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Kidnapped

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Happy belated birthday, Cat, he said, giving me a self-deprecating smile. Aren't you glad Juan picked the place and not me? We wold have had lattes and hors d'oeuvres instead of liquor and G-strings. Anyone get you a gin yet?
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Bones smiled. “Oh, grand. Going to make me beat the truth out of you? My favorite way to work.
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself, running around, not married, staying out all night. Ashamed! Ashamed! my grandmother echoed. Good to know they still agreed on things after forty-three years of marriage.
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