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Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
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You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker!” Tyler shouted.
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How could you be nervous about asking me to marry you, Bones? I'd die for you. Why wouldn't I want to live for you as well?
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Age had taught him patience. Youth had taught me to get frustrated at the lack of progress.
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You chose to come to Paris, of all places,” Mencheres replied. So what? Got something against the French?
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Killing your rival doesn’t guarantee happiness. Sometimes it ruins any chance you have of it instead. Memories of dead men hold far more power than the annoyances of living ones.
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I stared at him in silence. There were so many things I wanted to say. Like, How could you think what I feel for you is only physical? or, Don't you know you're my best friend? and finally, Bones, I love-
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Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires- Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand, Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.
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