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Well, I hope your hard self enjoys flogging the bishop tonight!

Jeaniene Frost

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
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Bishops
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He was also handsome in a too-pretty way that made me think with less muscles, a wig, and some makeup, he'd look great in a dress. Vlad's scowl vanished into a smile as the brunet's gaze swung in my direction as though he'd somehow heard that. Looks as though she's put you in your place as well, Bones, Vlad drawled.
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Charlie whistled Amazing Grace as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like Shout at the Devil or Don't fear the Reaper? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.
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Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.” “Ian,” Bones drew out warningly. He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.
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Then my father's features hardened. You can't expect my blessings on this disastrous mistake. The words were directed at me, but Vlad responded. I wouldn't insult you by asking. We both know you disapprove and we both know I don't care. Leila's opinion is the only one that matters, and she said yes.
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Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.
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But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks.” “Excuse me?” “You know, luv. Sperm, if you want to be all technical about it. He still had living sperm in his juice. Cat and Bones
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Revenge was the emptiest of emotions. Apparently it motivated people to do the stupidest things as well.
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I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.
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How I hated the dark part of me that continually foretold of failure or futility.
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself, running around, not married, staying out all night. Ashamed! Ashamed! my grandmother echoed. Good to know they still agreed on things after forty-three years of marriage.
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Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary. -Cat
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