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I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy. -Vlad

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
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We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the section marked 'contents', Bones filled out 'Tofu'. God, but he had a sick sense of humor sometimes.
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After further introductions were made, we settled in the family room. Yes, the living room would have been nicer, but I wanted comfortable surroundings while plotting to murder one famed historical figure with another one. ~Cat
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I love the Underworld movies because the vampires arent automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs.
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Ian grinned at her, trailing a pale hand down his chest. “Luscious, aren‟t I, poppet? Go on, stare. I don‟t mind.
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How could you be nervous about asking me to marry you, Bones? I'd die for you. Why wouldn't I want to live for you as well?
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Bones has always been smart, I muttered. His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy. Cat
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You're the light I can never have and I'm the darkness you'll never succumb to.
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Do you think I’m pretty?” I heard myself ask. Something I couldn’t name flashed across his face. “No. I don’t think you’re pretty. I think you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.
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People frequently bore me, sometimes amuse me, most often irritate me, but rarely intrigue me.
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Kitten, you still haven’t told her? Blimey, what are you waiting for?” “The Second Coming of Christ!” I snapped.
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Whoever said ignorance was bliss was shortsighted.
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Then my father's features hardened. You can't expect my blessings on this disastrous mistake. The words were directed at me, but Vlad responded. I wouldn't insult you by asking. We both know you disapprove and we both know I don't care. Leila's opinion is the only one that matters, and she said yes.
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Happy belated birthday, Cat, he said, giving me a self-deprecating smile. Aren't you glad Juan picked the place and not me? We wold have had lattes and hors d'oeuvres instead of liquor and G-strings. Anyone get you a gin yet?
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Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth. Cat to Bones
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Bones didn’t share any of my qualms about suddenly holding an arm that wasn’t attached to a body anymore. He just grabbed the ghoul by his other arm and began thumping him over the head with the loose limb. I’d heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I’d always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not.
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Don't fret, Grannie. We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her
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Since you and Crispin are now finished and I have a few hours to kill, how about that shag?” he asked with heavy irony. “Bite me,” I sighed, gathering up the pages. He winked. “Of course. My second-favorite thing to do in bed.
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Sweet bleedin’ Christ,” Bones interrupted. “Try not to let this turn you into a Ghost Whisperer, hmm? Adopting Fabian is one thing, but we’re already turning away spooks by the dozen. If you want another pet, we’ll get you more cats.
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Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat
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The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo... Mencheres to Cat
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