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Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

Jeaniene Frost

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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Novelist
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the United States of America
Wash
Brushes
Fists
Iron
Teeth
Rule
Undead
Hair
Fist
World
Brush

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I’ve watched you barely escape death several times, and each instance killed me a little inside. They may be dormant now, but we have enemies both cunning and cruel. Knowing you possess the power to defeat most of them doesn’t threaten me, luv. It relieves me to my very core.
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Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch
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He smiled, so sensual and beautiful, it was another form of bliss just looking at him.
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I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.
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Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best.
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Charlie whistled Amazing Grace as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like Shout at the Devil or Don't fear the Reaper? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.
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I love the Underworld movies because the vampires arent automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs.
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Only fools pity survivors their scars and you should never kowtow to fools
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It was official. I now wanted to murder a ghost, a notion I'd discarded as unlikely only twenty minutes before. (Cat)
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I think Mount Everest is gorgeous, too, but that doesn’t mean I have any intention of trying to climb it
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I thawt I thaw a putty tat.” “I did, I did thee a putty tat Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly at me. “Now, then, luv, let’s get down to business
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Have you met my boyfriend?” There. That was a doozy. His eyes narrowed, and his lips thinned into a tight line. Yep, Noah was a mood kill for both of us.
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Wasn't it time she risked getting hurt again, instead of just accepting the numbness of never letting anyone in?
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself, running around, not married, staying out all night. Ashamed! Ashamed! my grandmother echoed. Good to know they still agreed on things after forty-three years of marriage.
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There were words for what he meant to me, but if I studied every language ever spoken for the next thousand years, I still wouldn’t find enough of them to describe it.
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He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.
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He leaned over and kissed me. A long, deep kiss filled with promise and passion. I loved the way he kissed me. Like he was drinking in the taste of me and still coming back thirsty.
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God, Bones, you must have argued yourself blue in the face.
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Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.
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