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Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
Brushes
Fists
Iron
Teeth
Rule
Undead
Hair
Fist
World
Brush
Wash

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Now I am short on some props, and there isn't nearly enough time in one night to run through all the ways I've fantasized about taking you, but I promise you this... His voice deepened, You'll be scandalized in the morning when you can think again.
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I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I'd light him up like a firecracker with how fast I'd jump on him.
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I’ve heard the expression climbing walls, but I never thought I’d experience it, let alone like that,” she murmured, her mouth curling into what was probably a dreamy smile.
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If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.
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I'm sorry I can't give you the normal life you wanted, but I promise to adore you every day for the rest of your new one.
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The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo... Mencheres to Cat
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I'm great as bait! All the vampires want to eat me!
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Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.
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I love the Underworld movies because the vampires arent automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs.
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I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. As soon as I saw you, I purred, I knew I wouldn't be needing these!
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Do you know what you’ve done?” I asked in a bland tone. Annette gave me an inquiring look. “You’ve gotten on my last nerve.” The table went crashing into her before she could blink, and then my fist found a home in her perfectly arranged hair.
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Slash was about my height, and he used the alignment of our bodies to his greatest advantage. I let it go on for a few minutes. Right up until he unzipped his leather pants and pulled out Mr. One Eye.
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Have you met my boyfriend?” There. That was a doozy. His eyes narrowed, and his lips thinned into a tight line. Yep, Noah was a mood kill for both of us.
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Dead or not, you must be bored with women telling you how you look like the hottest, most exotic wet dream they’ve ever had. No wonder the thought of you, grapes, and some scented massage oils crossed my mind – and if you drop that towel again, I’m going to need a cold shower.
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Well, I hope your hard self enjoys flogging the bishop tonight!
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You've got to try this, I told Bones, handing him the glass. It's like Cristal and O-Negative had a love child.
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I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.
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