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Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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Novelist
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the United States of America
Iron
Teeth
Rule
Undead
Hair
Fist
World
Brush
Wash
Brushes
Fists

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Perhaps some of the appeal of the dangerous-but-yummy paranormal anti-hero lies in his scorn for societal expectations. Yes, women have come a long way, but there are still some cultural stigmas more associated with women than men.
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I hadn't expected to be kidnapped today or I'd have worn something more conservative.
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You’ll never get rid of me, either… No matter which side of the grave we’re on. I’ll haunt you, chase you all around eternity, whatever it takes, but it’s you and me until the stars burn out.
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Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.
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I can’t believe you bit me there,” she finally said. “But what I really can’t believe is how it felt.” A smile curved his lips. “There are perks to being a vampire. That is one of them. I’ll enjoy showing you the others.
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You're the light I can never have and I'm the darkness you'll never succumb to.
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The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!
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Now I am short on some props, and there isn't nearly enough time in one night to run through all the ways I've fantasized about taking you, but I promise you this... His voice deepened, You'll be scandalized in the morning when you can think again.
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Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)
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No, I'm too tired to run, and you're too fast. You'd only catch me. That's right, luv. Softly, but with unyielding resonance. if you run from me, I'll chase you. And I'll find you. Bones said.
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There’s less violence in my world compared to yours,” she insisted. Spade sighed. “No, darling. There are only different reasons for it.
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I love you. You have no idea what you are worth to me.
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Well, what did I expect? S&M didn't stand for soft and mushy?
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But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks.” “Excuse me?” “You know, luv. Sperm, if you want to be all technical about it. He still had living sperm in his juice. Cat and Bones
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Maximus grunted. Some days you remind me of Vlad. Meaning? I said sharply. Your obsession with revenge. Next you'll want to drive a pole through that vampire once you find her. The thought was appealing, but...
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Since you and Crispin are now finished and I have a few hours to kill, how about that shag?” he asked with heavy irony. “Bite me,” I sighed, gathering up the pages. He winked. “Of course. My second-favorite thing to do in bed.
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You're my Red Reaper, and I've missed you terribly.
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He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.
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I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.
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Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch
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