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Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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Novelist
Writer
the United States of America
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Iron
Teeth
Rule
Undead
Hair
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World
Brush
Wash
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When you conquer something, it means you fought for it.
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Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.
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He was impolite while making a point? This is Vlad the Impaler. His points usually come at the end of a long pole.
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Because, Cat, it’s the feminine persuasion that’s always the deadliest.
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Less bitching...more learning.
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Get stuffed, don't you have more publicity stunts to pull? Bones shot back. How about chatting with another writer who can smear your name into greater popularity? What, did Anne Rice not return your calls, mate? Vlad asked scathingly. Jealousy is such an ugly trait.
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Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.
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Tate grabbed me, hugging me so hard, I knew I'd have bruises. He was probably unaware of it, not having had much time to get used to his new strength. I pushed at him, Tate...you're squeezing me too hard. He let go of me so fast I almost staggered. Oh Christ, I can't do anything right!
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He gave the body a final kick and then turned to face me. “You and I need to talk, Kitten.” “Now?” I asked in disbelief, gesturing to the dead vampire near his feet. “It’s not like he’s going anywhere, so yeah. Now.
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I love you. You have no idea what you are worth to me.
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Bones didn’t share any of my qualms about suddenly holding an arm that wasn’t attached to a body anymore. He just grabbed the ghoul by his other arm and began thumping him over the head with the loose limb. I’d heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I’d always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not.
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Vampires, werewolves, fallen angels and fairies lurk in the shadows, their intentions far from honorable.
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He looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours?
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Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off.
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Luscious, aren't I, poppet? Go on, stare. I don't mind.” -“You look like a Dracula porn movie reject” -“Let‟s not speak of him. Like the devil, Vlad might appear if we do.” Denise & Ian
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Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.
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How could you be nervous about asking me to marry you, Bones? I'd die for you. Why wouldn't I want to live for you as well?
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Now I am short on some props, and there isn't nearly enough time in one night to run through all the ways I've fantasized about taking you, but I promise you this... His voice deepened, You'll be scandalized in the morning when you can think again.
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If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you.
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