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Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
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Brush
Wash
Brushes
Fists
Iron
Teeth
Rule
Undead
Hair
Fist

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No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad
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Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.
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Get stuffed, don't you have more publicity stunts to pull? Bones shot back. How about chatting with another writer who can smear your name into greater popularity? What, did Anne Rice not return your calls, mate? Vlad asked scathingly. Jealousy is such an ugly trait.
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Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch
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Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)
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...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.
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He was impolite while making a point? This is Vlad the Impaler. His points usually come at the end of a long pole.
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I can give you honesty, monogamy, and more passion than you can stand, but not love. That emotion died in me long ago, as I suspect you already know.
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Bones,” I sighed. “Know something? I’m not afraid of you, but you scare me….” His outline blurred again. “You scare me, too, Kitten,” he might have replied, but I couldn’t be sure.
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Classic line from Bones (vampire) to human who thinks human kind is ready for the vamps and ghouls to come out of the closet The day your kind stops killing each other over skin colour or which God someone prays to, I might believe that.
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Bones leaned back, studying me. I felt so self-conscious. If only I had a shield of makeup, some perfectly arranged hair... and oh yeah. Some panties.
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Deep, bone-melting pleasure surged through Kira’s subconscious as he thrust forward again, almost causing her to shout at the crash of rapture filling her. “That is what I feel when I’m inside you.” His voice was low, eyes lit up with blinding green. “And you will feel every measure of the same, I promise.
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There's nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story.
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Bones, what is everyone doing in here? Spade, cover up. Frigging vampires think everyone wants to see what they've got. ~Cat
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Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best.
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You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.
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