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Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

Jeaniene Frost

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
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Brush
Wash
Brushes
Fists
Iron
Teeth
Rule
Undead
Hair
Fist

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Happy belated birthday, Cat, he said, giving me a self-deprecating smile. Aren't you glad Juan picked the place and not me? We wold have had lattes and hors d'oeuvres instead of liquor and G-strings. Anyone get you a gin yet?
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He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat
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I thawt I thaw a putty tat.” “I did, I did thee a putty tat Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly at me. “Now, then, luv, let’s get down to business
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Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary. -Cat
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If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.
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Family is always irreplaceable, even when they’re also irreconcilable.
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Do you know what you’ve done?” I asked in a bland tone. Annette gave me an inquiring look. “You’ve gotten on my last nerve.” The table went crashing into her before she could blink, and then my fist found a home in her perfectly arranged hair.
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Well, I hope your hard self enjoys flogging the bishop tonight!
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I’ve heard the expression climbing walls, but I never thought I’d experience it, let alone like that,” she murmured, her mouth curling into what was probably a dreamy smile.
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It must be important or he wouldn't dare disturb me now,” he muttered. Then he drew away to look at me. “If it's not, I'll kill him and return to you directly.
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The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo... Mencheres to Cat
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He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.
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Mencheres slid through the water toward her, drawn by the same inexorable compulsion that led moths to dance with flames. He'd had several lifetimes' worth of reason, cold machinations, and, ultimately, emptiness. Perhaps the moths knew what he didn't, that the joy of the flame was worth the price of destruction.
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional.
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He was also handsome in a too-pretty way that made me think with less muscles, a wig, and some makeup, he'd look great in a dress. Vlad's scowl vanished into a smile as the brunet's gaze swung in my direction as though he'd somehow heard that. Looks as though she's put you in your place as well, Bones, Vlad drawled.
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Anytime you want to lay off the paybacks God, that'd be great.
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Because, Cat, it’s the feminine persuasion that’s always the deadliest.
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It hasn't escaped my notice that you only compliment me when you're intoxicated.
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It was official. I now wanted to murder a ghost, a notion I'd discarded as unlikely only twenty minutes before. (Cat)
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Vampires, werewolves, fallen angels and fairies lurk in the shadows, their intentions far from honorable.
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