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Slash was about my height, and he used the alignment of our bodies to his greatest advantage. I let it go on for a few minutes. Right up until he unzipped his leather pants and pulled out Mr. One Eye.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
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