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Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I'd expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky. -Kira to Mencheres

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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You don't have to echo my feelings, Mencheres, but you can't talk me out of them either. I love you Her smile was wry. Deal with it.
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You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
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Do you know what you’ve done?” I asked in a bland tone. Annette gave me an inquiring look. “You’ve gotten on my last nerve.” The table went crashing into her before she could blink, and then my fist found a home in her perfectly arranged hair.
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Mencheres slid through the water toward her, drawn by the same inexorable compulsion that led moths to dance with flames. He'd had several lifetimes' worth of reason, cold machinations, and, ultimately, emptiness. Perhaps the moths knew what he didn't, that the joy of the flame was worth the price of destruction.
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If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll have so much to talk about when I see you again… (Bones)
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That one tickled. If electrocution is your way of flirting, I commend you on your originality.
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Trying to wake you,” Bones answered crisply. “I cut you, threw water on you, slapped you, and set a lighter to your legs. For future reference, which one of those do you think worked?” “Good God,” I hissed. “No wonder I thought you were Death incarnate in my dream, and that made me run toward Gregor at first!
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Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.
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Killing your rival doesn’t guarantee happiness. Sometimes it ruins any chance you have of it instead. Memories of dead men hold far more power than the annoyances of living ones.
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Of course you are. Then you're going to give me multiple orgasms and pay off my mortgage too. I saw this movie, pal. It was in the fantasy section. (Isa)
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Maximus grunted. Some days you remind me of Vlad. Meaning? I said sharply. Your obsession with revenge. Next you'll want to drive a pole through that vampire once you find her. The thought was appealing, but...
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I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.
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The sheer splendor of the sight made my chest tighten and tears sting my eyes. All the darkness lately made it easy to forget the world contained more than people trying to hurt other people. It had beauty, too, if you knew where to look--and remembered to open your eyes.
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I'm sorry I can't give you the normal life you wanted, but I promise to adore you every day for the rest of your new one.
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I can’t believe you bit me there,” she finally said. “But what I really can’t believe is how it felt.” A smile curved his lips. “There are perks to being a vampire. That is one of them. I’ll enjoy showing you the others.
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Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary. -Cat
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You chose to come to Paris, of all places,” Mencheres replied. So what? Got something against the French?
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Slash was about my height, and he used the alignment of our bodies to his greatest advantage. I let it go on for a few minutes. Right up until he unzipped his leather pants and pulled out Mr. One Eye.
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Tell me, Kitten.” That deep, smooth voice brushed over me like a physical caress. “Shall I leave now, or wait until later?
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Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth. Cat to Bones
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