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Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?

Jeaniene Frost

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
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Vampires
Collect
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Crazy

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I do not understand this analogy, Mencheres muttered.
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