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Bones has always been smart, I muttered. His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy. Cat

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
Mountain
Smart
Always
Camouflaged
Muttered
Cat
Bones
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