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You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

Jeaniene Frost

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
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Bed
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Dead
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Do you know what you’ve done?” I asked in a bland tone. Annette gave me an inquiring look. “You’ve gotten on my last nerve.” The table went crashing into her before she could blink, and then my fist found a home in her perfectly arranged hair.
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No, I'm too tired to run, and you're too fast. You'd only catch me. That's right, luv. Softly, but with unyielding resonance. if you run from me, I'll chase you. And I'll find you. Bones said.
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You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.
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I thawt I thaw a putty tat.” “I did, I did thee a putty tat Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly at me. “Now, then, luv, let’s get down to business
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But-but…” Timmie’s eyes couldn’t get any wider. “Why did you tell her I’m your boyfriend? Why doesn’t she know about your real one?” That was a good question. I cast around for an answer. Any answer. “He’s English!” I settled on desperately. “And Mom…Mom hates foreigners!
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Cat cleared her throat in the tense silence that followed. Uh, before this goes any further, let’s at least introduce ourselves to your friend. I’m Cat, and this is my husband, Bones. We’re part of Mencheres’ twisted little fang family.
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If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you.
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Then my father's features hardened. You can't expect my blessings on this disastrous mistake. The words were directed at me, but Vlad responded. I wouldn't insult you by asking. We both know you disapprove and we both know I don't care. Leila's opinion is the only one that matters, and she said yes.
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All the rest of the world could only kill or devastate my mind and body. Bones alone held the power to demolish my soul.
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Odd that I couldn’t catch any of your dream,” Bones went on. “Normally your dreams are like background music to me.
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Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts. Bones to Gregor
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If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.
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We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the section marked 'contents', Bones filled out 'Tofu'. God, but he had a sick sense of humor sometimes.
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He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional.
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Charlie whistled Amazing Grace as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like Shout at the Devil or Don't fear the Reaper? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.
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Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling. No you won't, nut muffin!
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...I'd have cheerfully thrown Her Majesty and her hundred pounds of baggage to the curb, but that wasn't mature. ~Cat on Annette
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Bones leaned back, studying me. I felt so self-conscious. If only I had a shield of makeup, some perfectly arranged hair... and oh yeah. Some panties.
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Deep, bone-melting pleasure surged through Kira’s subconscious as he thrust forward again, almost causing her to shout at the crash of rapture filling her. “That is what I feel when I’m inside you.” His voice was low, eyes lit up with blinding green. “And you will feel every measure of the same, I promise.
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