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You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
Humorous
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Sex
Dead
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Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)
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Catherine! Get out of my way. I need to have a word with that thing. Since she usually called Bones filthy animal, I assumed thing meant Ian.
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You either trust me or you don't. I've never let you down, and I won't walk away unless you make me. Period. Now, unless you have a real emergency, I'd like to get back to my vacation. And my corpse, thanks.
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The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy. - Cat re: Bones
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I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen! he squeaked and ran.
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It's fine, Mencheres. Though if you'd told me I was about to meet such a legendary vampire, I would have grabbed the nicer silk drapery to wear instead, she replied, meeting Vlad's coppery green gaze with an arched brow.
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I say, look at the melons on that lass,” Ian exclaimed, his gaze now on the TV. “And hung like a stallion, he is.” “Focus, mate,” Spade muttered.
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No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad
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We are all more than the sum of our sins.
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I’ve watched you barely escape death several times, and each instance killed me a little inside. They may be dormant now, but we have enemies both cunning and cruel. Knowing you possess the power to defeat most of them doesn’t threaten me, luv. It relieves me to my very core.
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Your mom can't hate a whole country because of one person!
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This wasn't the first time I'd woken up as a captive. It wasn't even the second. I so needed to reevaluate my life choices.
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He gave the body a final kick and then turned to face me. “You and I need to talk, Kitten.” “Now?” I asked in disbelief, gesturing to the dead vampire near his feet. “It’s not like he’s going anywhere, so yeah. Now.
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Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette
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Killing your rival doesn’t guarantee happiness. Sometimes it ruins any chance you have of it instead. Memories of dead men hold far more power than the annoyances of living ones.
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He looked glad to be on his way and made a beeline for the exit. Just as he was out the door, however, he stuck his head back in. “I don’t mind foreigners. God save the queen!” he squeaked, and ran. Bones arched a brow. I sighed. “Didn’t hear that part? Never mind. Don’t ask.
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He'll learn that many women can satisfy for a short period of time, but when he falls in love, only one will sustain him forever.
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I love the Underworld movies because the vampires arent automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs.
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Wasn't it time she risked getting hurt again, instead of just accepting the numbness of never letting anyone in?
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Perhaps some of the appeal of the dangerous-but-yummy paranormal anti-hero lies in his scorn for societal expectations. Yes, women have come a long way, but there are still some cultural stigmas more associated with women than men.
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