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You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

Jeaniene Frost

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
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Humorous
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Sex
Dead
Saying

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Since you and Crispin are now finished and I have a few hours to kill, how about that shag?” he asked with heavy irony. “Bite me,” I sighed, gathering up the pages. He winked. “Of course. My second-favorite thing to do in bed.
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God, Bones, you must have argued yourself blue in the face.
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Tate grabbed me, hugging me so hard, I knew I'd have bruises. He was probably unaware of it, not having had much time to get used to his new strength. I pushed at him, Tate...you're squeezing me too hard. He let go of me so fast I almost staggered. Oh Christ, I can't do anything right!
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Gretchen shrugged. After seeing how he acted when she almost died, I'm starting to get why she's with him. Then her voice hardened. And really, Leila. That's twice now.
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Think anything like that at her again, and I'll kill you here and now. Madigan's scoff was uneasy. Any attack on me - Is the same as an attack on the United States itself, Bones finished, still in that deadly calm manner. Heard you the first time - and didn't give a shite then, either.
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I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen! he squeaked and ran.
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The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!
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I love you. You have no idea what you are worth to me.
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Family is always irreplaceable, even when they’re also irreconcilable.
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I was going to die, but I didn't have to grovel.
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There's nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story.
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All I'm saying is that sooner of later, you'll have to come to terms with yourself. You can't wish away the vampire in you, and you shouldn't keep atoning for it. You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don't apologize for it. Not to me, to your mum, or to anyone.
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I love you, Kitten. Don't try to get out of this. We'll see if you love me when I pay you back. Even then I will love you, Bones called out as I stomped away.
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If these were my last moments on earth, I’d spend them fighting to save him with everything I had. If our roles were reversed, I knew he’d do the same.
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You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.
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...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.
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People frequently bore me, sometimes amuse me, most often irritate me, but rarely intrigue me.
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Then, when people saw you strolling around at high noon holding your rosary beads, they’d think, ‘Well, that can’t be a vampire.
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Does no one think to warn people before they meet me? Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres.
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Less bitching...more learning.
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