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You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

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Jeaniene Frost
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: June 13
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the United States of America
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Dead
Saying
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Humorous

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Have you met my boyfriend?” There. That was a doozy. His eyes narrowed, and his lips thinned into a tight line. Yep, Noah was a mood kill for both of us.
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Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.
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He'll learn that many women can satisfy for a short period of time, but when he falls in love, only one will sustain him forever.
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Charlie whistled Amazing Grace as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like Shout at the Devil or Don't fear the Reaper? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.
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But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks.” “Excuse me?” “You know, luv. Sperm, if you want to be all technical about it. He still had living sperm in his juice. Cat and Bones
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Get stuffed, don't you have more publicity stunts to pull? Bones shot back. How about chatting with another writer who can smear your name into greater popularity? What, did Anne Rice not return your calls, mate? Vlad asked scathingly. Jealousy is such an ugly trait.
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You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker!” Tyler shouted.
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We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the section marked 'contents', Bones filled out 'Tofu'. God, but he had a sick sense of humor sometimes.
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Tate grabbed me, hugging me so hard, I knew I'd have bruises. He was probably unaware of it, not having had much time to get used to his new strength. I pushed at him, Tate...you're squeezing me too hard. He let go of me so fast I almost staggered. Oh Christ, I can't do anything right!
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One of my favorite things about supernatural fiction is its vast array of creatures.
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself, running around, not married, staying out all night. Ashamed! Ashamed! my grandmother echoed. Good to know they still agreed on things after forty-three years of marriage.
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He looked glad to be on his way and made a beeline for the exit. Just as he was out the door, however, he stuck his head back in. “I don’t mind foreigners. God save the queen!” he squeaked, and ran. Bones arched a brow. I sighed. “Didn’t hear that part? Never mind. Don’t ask.
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Whoever said ignorance was bliss was shortsighted.
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Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?
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Brilliant landing.. We´re trying to keep a low profile, and here you´ve gone and made it look like a meteorite hit.
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He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men did to fool no one into believing they weren't bald. I resisted a sudden strong urge to tug away that piece and scream peekaboo! at his bare crown underneath.
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Note to self: Don't get on Veritas's bad side. She holds a grudge for centuries.
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Of course you are. Then you're going to give me multiple orgasms and pay off my mortgage too. I saw this movie, pal. It was in the fantasy section. (Isa)
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I can give you honesty, monogamy, and more passion than you can stand, but not love. That emotion died in me long ago, as I suspect you already know.
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Less bitching...more learning.
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