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I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

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Jean Kerr
Age: 82 †
Born: 1922
Born: July 10
Died: 2005
Died: January 5
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Scranton
Pennsylvania
Bridget Jean Collins
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The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
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... it's impossible to register any emotion without using some muscle which, in time, will produce a wrinkle. ... By the time she is thirty, a starlet has been carefully taught to smile like a dead halibut. The eyes widen, the mouth drops open, but the eye muscles are never involved.
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I make mistakes I'll be the second to admit it.
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In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter to be known as Kerr's law, which states in essence: All the houses you can afford to buy are depressing.
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Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
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Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
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