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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

Jean Kerr

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Jean Kerr
Age: 82 †
Born: 1922
Born: July 10
Died: 2005
Died: January 5
Author
Playwright
Writer
Scranton
Pennsylvania
Bridget Jean Collins
Wants
Friendly
Jobs
Table
Good
Entirely
Never
Lawyer
Tables
Morticians
Patient
Divorced
Anymore
Finish
Comfortable
Divorce

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