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I'm going to eventually shoot my own special, because you have to own your own content. My Turn (2003), that's never been released on DVD.

Jay Mohr

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Jay Mohr
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: August 23
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I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.
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If it's going to really make them happy for me to do it, I'll do Walken. I've got no problem with it at all.
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I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.
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