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If it's going to really make them happy for me to do it, I'll do Walken. I've got no problem with it at all.

Jay Mohr

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Jay Mohr
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: August 23
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I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.
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If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.
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The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.
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True Yankees are born, not made.
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She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.
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You could teach [George] Carlin in college. It's the construction of the word and the order of things and how they go. How all those sentences are timed perfectly.
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I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses, don't show up because you'll die.
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What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change.
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I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.
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Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.
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I had a calling, this is what happened, I've explained the story many times. I've had my priest on, I've had atheists on. When I explain my conversion to atheists, my personal series of events, they go, Oh, alright.
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There was never a moment in George Carlin's career where he dipped below an A+. When he came out with the Hippie Dippie Weatherman on The Tonight Show, I mean, it seems so mundane now, but it was in black and white TV and the whole bit was that this guy smoked tons of grass and was a terrible weather man. Forecast for tonight? Dark.
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I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.
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When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.
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