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If it's going to really make them happy for me to do it, I'll do Walken. I've got no problem with it at all.

Jay Mohr

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Jay Mohr
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: August 23
Actor
Comedian
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Film Producer
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I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.
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I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.
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