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It doesn't hurt my voice or anything because some impressions tear my throat apart. [Christophen] Walken is easy I can do it in my sleep. They all know it by heart. I did it on The Simpsons. I'm surprised that people still want to hear it.

Jay Mohr

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Jay Mohr
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: August 23
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