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It's always a job when you're the reason they're assembling. If you're just doing shows and you're on a lineup with eight other guys, it's fun, it's great.

Jay Mohr

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Jay Mohr
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: August 23
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I think stand-up's, the older they get, the better they get.
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The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.
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Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.
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Every time you talk about politics or religion, know that the moment you open your mouth you're isolating 50% of your audience, in any medium. You're taking 50% of people that'll buy tickets to come see you and you're removing them from the equation.
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