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My radio show, I'd show up, I'd read the data, and I would have sound bites and stuff like that.

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Jay Mohr
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: August 23
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Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.
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I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
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