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I had a calling, this is what happened, I've explained the story many times. I've had my priest on, I've had atheists on. When I explain my conversion to atheists, my personal series of events, they go, Oh, alright.

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Jay Mohr
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: August 23
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