Quote

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

Jay Mohr

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jay Mohr
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: August 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Parody
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Hide
Tells
Gratuity
Legs
Waitress
Waiter
Included
Automatically
Kick
Kicks

More quotes by Jay Mohr

Image
Yogi Berra put it best, If people don't want to come, we can't stop them.
Jay Mohr
Image
I've always been very open about it. I've been very open about my addiction, about my panic disorder. But I think that transparency is what can separate you from others because I think that is where comedy is going.
Jay Mohr
Image
There seems to be a weird ceiling to being a stand-up as far as acting.
Jay Mohr
Image
I'm sure that having acted like an asshole for a great deal of my life, then having played assholes for a good part of my life, created a perception that I'm an asshole.
Jay Mohr
Image
If it's going to really make them happy for me to do it, I'll do Walken. I've got no problem with it at all.
Jay Mohr
Image
When I watch like The Office I'm fascinated because most of America works in an environment where they see the same eight people every day.
Jay Mohr
Image
The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.
Jay Mohr
Image
What I've realized in the last year, 80% of my act has already happened to me, and it's not until you retell the story at a party or to a friend or it comes up on the podcast that you, I don't know why I'm not doing that onstage!
Jay Mohr
Image
I had a calling, this is what happened, I've explained the story many times. I've had my priest on, I've had atheists on. When I explain my conversion to atheists, my personal series of events, they go, Oh, alright.
Jay Mohr
Image
If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.
Jay Mohr
Image
I think stand-up's, the older they get, the better they get.
Jay Mohr
Image
I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.
Jay Mohr
Image
If anyone thinks my show was 'pretty good,' then I've completely failed.
Jay Mohr
Image
I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.
Jay Mohr
Image
All I can do when I'm on stage is do a show where when I come back into town they cannot possibly afford to miss the show because they remember how fun it was.
Jay Mohr
Image
Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.
Jay Mohr
Image
This is NOT a pretty good business. You cannot be pretty good and be a national headliner. That becomes the allure.
Jay Mohr
Image
When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.
Jay Mohr
Image
I'm telling you, I could teach at a university, [George] Carlin, a whole semester. The construction and deconstruction of the words, the language, the order.
Jay Mohr
Image
Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.
Jay Mohr