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I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

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Jay Mohr
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: August 23
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Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.
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I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get beat up by a guy with that voice? That's not the most masculine voice to take a beating to.
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