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Oliver North says he is very upset that John Walker could come back to this country and cash in on his celebrity status. He hates to see someone who did something wrong get rewarded by writing a book or getting a TV show out of it.

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Jay Leno
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: April 28
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