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According to geologists, about 100 million years from now, Asia and the Americas will smash together to form one giant supercontinent. The good news: Maybe all those jobs that went over there will finally come back.
Jay Leno
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Jay Leno
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: April 28
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