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A Libyan rebel has admitted to killing Moammar Gadhafi. He said he shot Gadhafi twice in the temple, to which Michele Bachmann said, I didn't even know the guy was Jewish.

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Jay Leno
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: April 28
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