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Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking, and she's hoping that the effects will eventually wear off.

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Jay Leno
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: April 28
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